6 Sheets to the Wind

(Source: drannamichelle)

asoftercastle:

“Unrequited love is a waste of time. Just walk it off. There, I said it.”

asoftercastle:

“I’ve decided what I want on my tombstone. ‘Loving Husband.’ Marry me?”

heyoscarwilde:

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asoftercastle:

“Don’t you think peace talks would go way better with a puppy in the room?”

asoftercastle:

“Smart people play chess in their heads. Geniuses play chess in bed.”

asoftercastle:

“Sometimes, son, when a man loves a woman…he gets sort of creepy.”

asoftercastle:

“There should be a word for a threat that is also a promise. Because that is what I want you to hold me down and do.”

asoftercastle:

“Room for rent. Young single female only. Rent negotiable. Must be okay with me being the Terminator.”

asoftercastle:

“There should be a word for the things we do not because we want to, but because we want to be the kind of person who wants to.”

asoftercastle:

“I love the way your face lights up when someone says, ‘It might be dangerous.’”

asoftercastle:

“I know I don’t deserve you, but that’s okay. Life’s not fair.”

asoftercastle:

“I don’t know why you’re mad. Your mouth said ‘no,’ but your blonde friend said yes.”

hipsterzodiac:

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